Our favourite funny girl, Sibolala took the time out of her schedule to school us on “Shoes x Personality”.
Now we can tell from a distance away if we want to engage a guy or not.
1 The All-Star
The all star guy is an easy going type of guy. He’s probably still in college, which means he’s probably broke, living in a dorm (or with his parents), he’s probably an artist, which means…he’s probably a struggling one.
PERSONALITY: Fun, easy going and laidback.
2 Leather Strappy Sandals
His level of I don’t give a F*ck is worrying.
He’s either a surfer (if he’s not he needs to reevaluate his life).
He addresses people as “dude or Bro”, even if you’re female.
He has a Bromace…..with himself.
PERSONALITY: Self-assured, chilled and carefree
3 Formal brown shoes
Typical Mr. “Halo My size”. A “Funcle”, an verage looking older gentlemen who is old enough to be your dad but still cool enough to be your Fun uncle….ergo FUNCLE!
He’s two years into his midlife crisis and 6 months away from developing a Kapunda, if he doesn’t have one already.
PERSONALITY: In denial, still clinging onto his youth, and has money to waste at bars or “lounges” instead of just going home.
4 Nike sneakers.
F*ck Boy. Run ladies, run for your livessssssss. Do not look back and DO NOT check your DM.
One thing I will give to him is, his swag is always on point. His shoe game never misses a beat.
Kanye west mood with Chris Brown attitude.
PERSONALITY: He listens to Rap and/or R&B. If he’s below 21 then he’s into Trap (*facetopalm). He fancies himself a player, and will always compare your cooking to his mother’s. He won’t admit to it, but he’s a mama’s boy.
5 Butterfly shoes
Sir. Tenderpreneur. He wears sunglasses at night. He has an Instagram account where he follows IG models and influencers. He dreams about owning a yacht, a private jet and trading on the stock exchange.
If he’s single; he thinks of himself as Hugh Hefner. If he’s in a relationship, He still thinks of himself as Hugh Hefner.
PERSONALITY: Ambitious, pompous and has the emotional intelligence of a 16 year old.
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